Two Fat Ladies 88


Sudbury Town Council in Suffolk fears it could be sued by overweight players or women who find the terms sexist. It is has advised bingo caller John Sayers, 75, to revert to using the number ‘88’. Bingo calls don’t get much more famous than Two Fat Ladies. Clearly any die-hard or even casual bingo fan will know this classic bingo call is a nickname for the number 88! Two Fat Ladies is most definitely a bingo site for real bingo enthusiasts all the way from the name to theme.

Have you ever wondered why your bingo callershouts “two fat ladies“? Or “doctor’s orders“? Or “two little ducks“? Who was “Tom Mix” and “Burlington Bertie”. Where did this bingo lingo originate? (Please note that here we discuss bingo call origins – not the ‘bingo lingo’ referring to abbreviations etc used in bingo chat rooms).

The truth is that while most of these bingo terms are known, some others are a little unclear. Take a look at “Kelly’s eye” for instance. Different sources may even given a different meaning to the same call.

Certainly the military is responsible for many of the calls – all the army divisions for example. Plus “Doctor’s orders“, “6 & 2 to Waterloo” etc. This is no surprise considering that bingo began as a gambling game popular in the early Army and Navy. Which will seem strange to those people today who still believe that its’ a game for little old ladies!

The list below gives you as much information as we currently have regarding bingo calling origins. Please let us know if you have further / differing info!

Two Fat Ladies – and other bingo lingo.

1 Kelly’s eye – All sources suggest it is military slang. It may originate from the outlaw Ned Kelly. Or the music hall song “Has Anybody Here Seen Kelly?” But neither have anything to do with only one eye.

6 Tom Mix – a cowboy film star from the silent movie era.

8Harry Tate – a music hall comedian and early film star.

9 doctor’s orders / doctor’s joy – number 9 was a laxative pill issued in the army and navy. Supposedly because 9pm was the latest time in the day when a doctor could be seen.

10 Theresa’s den – changes depending upon the Prime Minister at the time. So has variously been Maggie’s den, Tony’s den etc.

11 legs – looking like a pair of legs.

14 the lawnmower – early lawnmowers had a 14 inch blade.

17 dancing queen – “You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen” – ABBA.

17 old Ireland – could be because St Patrick’s Day is on March 17th. But more likely to be that when Ireland was all one country it was made up of 17 counties.

21 royal salute – referring to a 21 gun salute.

22 two little ducks – the number 2 looks like a duck.

22 dinkie-doo – a dated term for a concert party.

23 The Lord is My Shepherd – the first line of psalm 23.

24 Pompey whore – Sailors nickname for Portsmouth. And who would they go and see as soon as they docked?

26 half a crown / bed and breakfast – both refer to the 2/6 of old money – supposedly the price of one night’s B&B at one time.

28 in a state – ‘two and eight’ is cockney rhyming slang for ‘in a state’.

28 The Old Braggs – the 28th Foot The North Gloucestershire Army Regiment.

30 Dirty Gertie – a 1946 film.

30 Burlington Bertie – a popular music hall song from the early 1900s.

33 Sherwood Forrest – say ‘all the threes’ in an Irish accent….

39 steps – from the John Buchan novel & Alfred Hitchcock film “The Thirty Nine Steps”.

39 Jack Benny – an American comedian who was big in the 1950s and 60s. His ‘running gag’ was that he was 39 years old.

42 the street in Manhattan – ’42nd Street’ was a 1933 film.

44 droopy drawers – looks like a pair of drawers half way down.

44 Aldershot Ladies – a military term – originally ‘Aldershot whores’. But was cleaned up a little …….

45 cowboy’s friend – a Colt 45 revolver.

49 PC – a 1940s / 50s radio show about Police Constable Archibald Berkeley-Willoughby – P.C. 49.

50 Hawaii five oh – an American 70s police drama.

50 Snow White’s number – “five ohhh five ohhh its off to work we go….”

51 The Highland Div – the 51st Army Division.

52 The Lowland Div – the 52nd Army Division.

52 Danny La Rue – a 60s / 70s drag artist.

53 here comes Herbie – The number on the bonnet of the Walt Disney car.

53 The Welsh Div – the 53rd Army Division.

54 house with a bamboo door –“Number fifty-four, the house with the bamboo door” – Earl Grant.

56 Shotts bus – the number 56 bus went from Glasgow to Shotts.

56 was she worth it? – 5/6 was supposedly once the price of a marriage licence (the same story goes for 7/6).

57 Heinz varieties – ‘Heinz 57 varieties’ is the famous company slogan.

58 choo choo Thomas – we all recognise Thomas the Tank Engine as being no. 1 engine. But it would seem he has had a few number changes throughout his career – no. 58 being one of them at some point in the late 1950s. (thanks to Eugene Rittgers for his help in discovering this ….)

59 the Brighton Line – refers to the London to Brighton bus service. Was either a 59 bus or cost 5/9.

62 tickety-boo – an army phrase. possibly originating from the Hindi “tickee babu” meaning “everything’s alright sir”.

62 turn of the screw – a Henry James ghost story.

62 to Waterloo – a Naval term. Not referring to the battle but to the cost – 6/2 – of a the fare from Portsmouth to Waterloo station.

64 The Beatle’s number –“Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I’m sixty-four?” – The Beatles.

67 the argumentative number – from the phrase “at sixes and sevens” meaning to be in a state of confusion.

68 saving grace – unknown. Another example of bingo lingo with obscure origins.

Two Fat Ladies 88

72 par for the course – the typical par for a championship golf course.

75 Big Daddy – in American bingo the numbers go from 1 – 75. So this is the highest on the card. But taken on in Britain because of the name of the 70s wrestler.

76 was she worth it? – 7/6 was supposedly once the price of a marriage licence (the same story goes for 5/6).

76 trombones – Seventy-six trombones led the big parade” – from ‘The Music Man’.

77 Sunset Strip – an American TV show from the 50s/60s.

80 Gandhi’s breakfast – because when fasting Gandhi ‘ate nothing’ / ‘eight nothing’. Also the number looks like someone sitting cross legged by an empty plate from above.

83 Ethel’s ear – the original fat lady who played bingo – now lost to legend. She supposedly had large ears!

86 between the sticks – a common reference at one time for a goalkeeper standing between the goal posts.

88 two fat ladies – looking like two ‘wobbly’ fat ladies.

88 Connaught Rangers – the 88th Army Regiment of Foot.

bingo lingogeneral number ‘look-a-likes’.

2 looks like a duck or swan.

3 looks like a flea (or at least rhymes with it!).

5 looks like a snake.

7 looks like a crutch.

8 looks like a fat lady. And yes …. a pair look like two fat ladies …….

So although the history of bingo is lost in the mists of time, the origin of most of these traditional bingo calls are known (or guessed!).

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